February 2011
TRolling sure does take a lot out of me.
humanpig:
hilarious. Dance assassin
Whenever I See Tumblr's Example Chat Post, I Want...
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist: Jesus Christ, you motherfucking hipster. All I wanted was a nice meal at the freaking Olive Garden. You embody every reason why people fucking hate New Yorkers. Eat shit pretentious prick.
New Yorker: ... I just wanted to be loved...
audrabella asked: thanks for the follow! your blog is lovely!<3
feel free to ask me whatever you want. i'm bored-_-
feel free to ask me whatever you want. i'm bored-_-